{"id":3975,"date":"2019-01-20T00:48:36","date_gmt":"2019-01-19T23:48:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/?p=3975"},"modified":"2019-01-23T10:09:47","modified_gmt":"2019-01-23T09:09:47","slug":"nohsledi-komin-nacechravani-prve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/?p=3975","title":{"rendered":"Nohsled\u00ed kom\u00edn, na\u010dechr\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed prv\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dozv\u011bd\u011bl jsem se, \u017ee mi odpad\u00e1 v p\u00e1tek hran\u00ed, a tak jsem (nat\u011b\u0161en\u00fd u\u017e od minule) obvolal p\u00e1r lid\u00ed, \u017ee bych jel po\u0161k\u00e1dlit kom\u00edn v Nohsledech. Ten jel k tchyni, ta m\u011bla sm\u011bnu, ten zab\u00edja\u010dku, narozeniny\u2026 v\u0161ichni by cht\u011bli, ale&#8230;no prost\u011b pech.  Tak domlouv\u00e1m \u010dasy, kdy se budu hl\u00e1sit po telefonu a po pr\u00e1ci 18. ledna vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm. P\u0159ed t\u00edm v\u0161ak je\u0161t\u011b opravuji kladku zni\u010denou na pracovce p\u0159ed v\u00fdro\u010dkou. Tedy opravuji \u2013 je nutn\u00e9 ji vym\u011bnit za jinou. Je toti\u017e kr\u00e1sn\u011b p\u0159e\u0159ezan\u00e1. \u010cekal jsem \u017ee bude po cel\u00e9m obvodu probrou\u0161en\u00e1 za dobu pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed, ale kupodivu je vlastn\u011b po cel\u00e9m obvodu netknut\u00e1, jen na jedn\u00e9 stran\u011b p\u0159e\u0159ezan\u00e1 lanem. Vzpomn\u011bl jsem si na dohadov\u00e1n\u00ed na v\u00fdro\u010dce ohledn\u011b z\u00e1padky. Tady n\u011bkdo ani nesly\u0161el, \u017ee se mu dva metry od hlavy zaseklo lo\u017eisko kladky. Ta se p\u0159estala to\u010dit. Ale, tahalo se d\u00e1l\u2026 Na s\u00edlu, dokud se nep\u0159e\u0159ezala. Rad\u011bji ani nechci v\u011bd\u011bt kdo u vr\u00e1tku tahal\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>Jedu na ZUB. <!--more--> Mrzne a\u017e pra\u0161t\u00ed, hl\u00edna je jak k\u00e1men a tak bez probl\u00e9m\u016f dojedu a\u017e na parkovi\u0161t\u011b na cest\u011b u d\u00edry. P\u0159evl\u00edknu se. Zima leze na k\u016f\u017ei. Do zmrzl\u00fdch gum\u00e1k\u016f a rukavic se leze fakt blb\u011b. Z\u00e1mek na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je namazan\u00fd a tak povol\u00ed hned. V\u011b\u0161\u00edm vr\u00e1tek. Matky jsou namrzl\u00e9\u2026 Jde to ztuha. Mus\u00edm hol\u00fdma rukama, abych nezasvinil z\u00e1vity. Ne\u017e spust\u00edm vak s n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00edm a zapoj\u00edm vzduchotechniku nec\u00edt\u00edm konce prst\u016f. Lezu opatrn\u011b dol\u016f. \u017de bych \u0161el vyplnit n\u011bjak\u00e9 pap\u00edry? Neudr\u017eel bych tu\u017eku. Op\u00edr\u00e1m se rad\u011bji i z\u00e1dy a lezu dol\u016f do tepla. Te\u010f zase naopak c\u00edt\u00edm prsty a\u017e moc&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Vytah\u00e1m si nahoru do kom\u00ednu n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00ed a sv\u011bs\u00edm rad\u011bji lano lanovky, aby se nezni\u010dilo. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, kde za\u010d\u00edt vrtat, aby na\u010dechr\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed bylo co nej\u00fa\u010dinn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. P\u0159esto, \u017ee jsou v\u0161echny t\u0159i baterie nabit\u00e9, poda\u0159\u00ed se nakonec vyvrtat jen 3 d\u00edry. Dv\u011b na garden baterku, necel\u00e1 jedna na druhou a t\u0159et\u00ed nic. Sice hl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee je nabit\u00e1 na maximum, ale vrta\u010dku pomalu ani nerozto\u010d\u00ed. Asi budou cht\u00edt repasovat. P\u0159iprav\u00edm v\u0161e pot\u0159ebn\u00e9 a lezu ven abych podal telefonick\u00e9 hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed, \u017ee je v\u0161e v po\u0159\u00e1dku a domluvil dobu dal\u0161\u00edho telefonu. Chv\u00edli po\u010dk\u00e1m, vyt\u00e1hnu vak s n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00edm, odmontuji vr\u00e1tek, po\u010dk\u00e1m, ne\u017e se odv\u011btr\u00e1 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed smrad, beru dejch\u00e1k a jdu se pod\u00edvat, co se poda\u0159ilo. Jsem pot\u011b\u0161en. P\u00e1r kamen\u016f spadlo dol\u016f a zbytek sed\u00ed bezpe\u010dn\u011b naho\u0159e. Kdy\u017e tam vylezu, \u010d\u00e1st sta\u010d\u00ed jen lehce posunout a padaj\u00ed dol\u016f, postupn\u011b se prokous\u00e1v\u00e1m d\u00e1l a d\u00e1l. Na to jak m\u00e1lo d\u011br se poda\u0159ilo vyvrtat je to supr. Nane\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed mi v polovin\u011b pr\u00e1ce spadne dol\u016f b\u00e1dac\u00ed kladivo a mn\u011b se nechce dol\u016f\u2026 Po rozbit\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r kamen\u016f bych pot\u0159eboval vykopat hl\u00ednu, kter\u00e1 dr\u017e\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed kameny\u2026 Chv\u00edli to zkou\u0161\u00edm t\u00edm co m\u00e1m \u2013 majzlem a pali\u010dkou, ale nem\u00e1 to smysl. No stejn\u011b u\u017e se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed jeden\u00e1ct\u00e1, kdy se m\u00e1m hl\u00e1sit. Slezu dol\u016f. Kladivo nen\u00ed vid\u011bt. Je n\u011bkde poh\u0159ben\u00e9. Lezu V\u00fdchodn\u00ed nahoru. Otvor do Nohsled\u016f je v kom\u00edn\u011b hezky vid\u011bt\u2026 Vylezu z d\u00edry. Pov\u011bs\u00edm vr\u00e1tek a zjist\u00edm, \u017ee hadice se vzduchem nejde rozpojit. Ani v d\u00ed\u0159e ani u ventil\u00e1toru. Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e t\u0159\u00edt a oh\u0159\u00edvat dechem. Za chv\u00edli povol\u00ed, ale zato j\u00e1 za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m mrznout. Do toho je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159imrzla petlice na poklopu&#8230;Nakonec se v\u0161e poda\u0159\u00ed uvolnit. \u0160ah\u00e1m pro telefon, kter\u00fd se mi v tu chv\u00edli rozezvon\u00ed v ruce. M\u00e1m dv\u011b minuty zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed\u2026 Ale u\u017e m\u00e1m zav\u0159enou d\u00edru. Tak poklusem k autu, p\u0159evl\u00e9ct, v Brn\u011b vyzvednout \u017eenu a \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd a unaven\u00fd jedu dom\u016f\u2026 Tak zase jindy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_3982\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3982\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard01-300x112.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"112\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3982\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard01-300x112.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard01-768x287.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard01-1024x383.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3982\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u010c\u00e1st kladky bez po\u0161kozen\u00ed<\/p><\/div><div id=\"attachment_3983\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3983\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard02-300x130.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"130\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3983\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard02-300x130.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard02-768x334.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.shkb.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Clipboard02-1024x445.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3983\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nesly\u0161\u00edm, nevn\u00edm\u00e1m, nemysl\u00edm&#8230;To\u010d\u00edm!<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dozv\u011bd\u011bl jsem se, \u017ee mi odpad\u00e1 v p\u00e1tek hran\u00ed, a tak jsem (nat\u011b\u0161en\u00fd u\u017e od minule) obvolal p\u00e1r lid\u00ed, \u017ee bych jel po\u0161k\u00e1dlit kom\u00edn v Nohsledech. Ten jel k tchyni, ta m\u011bla sm\u011bnu, ten zab\u00edja\u010dku, narozeniny\u2026 v\u0161ichni by cht\u011bli, ale&#8230;no prost\u011b pech. Tak domlouv\u00e1m \u010dasy, kdy se budu hl\u00e1sit po telefonu a po pr\u00e1ci 18. 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